He-Man carry case: For goobers on the go

Hey fellas!

It's me, dork.

I am here to play.

I've brought all my He-Man toys with me for our play date. Luckily, my parents are completely anal and were fantastical enough to get this mega-sweet He-Man carry case. No son of theirs will carry his toys in his hand or a simple bookbag.

I've got all my guys in here; Skeletor, that spanish guy Manny Faces, the He-Man with the crash sheild on his chest that only worked once, and my dignity. My dignity is in there somewhere.

Or, I might have left that in my closet with my Nintendo jacket.

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